I had a post for you all planned in my head. Actually – several, with one where I yelled at my breadmaker.
However, there is a virus going around our family (so we assume) that has laid waste to all of us, in some form or another. Today (and probably tomorrow) it is my turn to feel Crummy and Not Happy. I honestly spent 2 hours laying on the floor while the kid played around me (she was safe! And happy!) while I tried very hard not to throw up (I succeeded!).
To divert your attention from my sorry state, view this video.